It takes 47 muscles to frown when someone pisses you off but it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitchslap that motherf**ker upside the face.
~ Michelle Campbell ~

If you throw all of the good apples away all you will have is a basket of rotten apples.
~ John Lemerond ~

Science does not always have an explanation for the unexplained,
~ Gillian Anderson ~

What we call human nature is actuality is human habit
~ Jewel Kilcher ~

Life's a dance, you learn as you go. Sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow, don't worry about what you don't know, life's a dance, you learn as you go.
~ John Michael Montgomery ~

The class clown is the person who runs across the field naked at Homecoming. The class comic is the person who talked them into it.
~ Billy Crystal ~

It must be worth losing if it is worth something.
~ Tori Amos ~

We can do no great things, only small things with great love.
~ Mother Teresa ~

Her lips on his could tell him better than all her stumbling words.
~ Margaret Mitchell ~

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
~ Albert Einstein ~

Use the talents you posess, for the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except the best.
~ Henry Van Dyke ~

Men create war to compete with women, who create life.
~ Sharon Doubiago ~

A good laugh is good for the spirits, it's true, but a good cry is good for the soul.
~ Bette Midler ~

I've loved and I've hated. I find I like hate better. Hate doesn't hurt as much when taken away.
~ Kevin Howell ~

Money and greed fuck everything up.
~ Jo Adams ~

Always be a first rate version of yourself, instead of a second rate version of someone else.
~ Judy Garland ~

Man created war to compete with woman who created life.