It takes 47 muscles to frown when
someone pisses you off but it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitchslap that
motherf**ker upside the face.
~ Michelle Campbell ~
If you throw all of the good apples
away all you will have is a basket of rotten apples.
~ John Lemerond ~
Science does not always have an explanation for the unexplained,
~ Gillian Anderson ~
What we call human nature is actuality is human habit
~ Jewel Kilcher ~
Life's a dance, you learn as you go. Sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow, don't worry
about what you don't know, life's a dance, you learn as you go.
~ John Michael Montgomery ~
The class clown is the person who runs across the field naked at Homecoming. The class
comic is the person who talked them into it.
~ Billy Crystal ~
It must be worth losing if it is worth something.
~ Tori Amos ~
We can do no great things, only small things with great love.
~ Mother Teresa ~
Her lips on his could tell him better than all her stumbling words.
~ Margaret Mitchell ~
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
~ Albert Einstein ~
Use the talents you posess, for the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except the
~ Henry Van Dyke ~
Men create war to compete with women, who create life.
~ Sharon Doubiago ~
A good laugh is good for the spirits, it's true, but a good cry is good for the soul.
~ Bette Midler ~
I've loved and I've hated. I find I like hate better. Hate doesn't hurt as much when taken
~ Kevin Howell ~
Money and greed fuck everything up.
~ Jo Adams ~
Always be a first rate version of yourself, instead of a second rate version of someone
~ Judy Garland ~
Man created war to compete with
woman who created life.